the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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