and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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