i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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