If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
His hands were made for my vagina.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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