The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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