so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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