so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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