I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
it was like eating out sand paper
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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