Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
The adults are the big ones right?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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