I love black thongs
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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