Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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