...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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