I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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