Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I need to align my fucking chakras
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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