this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
