i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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