I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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