the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Let's get the cat blown out
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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