Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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