I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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