its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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