Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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