it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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