I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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