dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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