it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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