I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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