He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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