call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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