went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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