My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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