What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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