they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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