I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Randomize
