Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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