Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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