Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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