hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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