her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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