i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
This is my gift to your gina
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