Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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