You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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