That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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