we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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