Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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