I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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