You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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