chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Congratulations! We have a period
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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