just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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