shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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