Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
