i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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