You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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