they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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