yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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