just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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