id be glad to
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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